The most insulting pencils you'll ever meet - perfect gifts for a laugh, for a Christmas stocking, or for the person who otherwise has everything.
All the insults are old-fashioned sayings that loosely translate to 'not very bright' or 'suck up'. Your five sharpened HB pencils come in a kraft card box:
- Ninnyhammer
- Fopdoodle
- Mouth breather
- Lubberwort, and
- Apple polisher.