
How about you get off Twitter and get back on that PhD? In your defence, working on a PhD is hard work and you need to be adored and revered for your journey. Do it with five sharpened HB pencils in their own kraft card box.
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?
NOT THAT KIND OF DOCTOR
DEATH BY DISSERTATION
Ph.inishe.D
IT'S NOT THE BLUES, IT'S A PhD